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30 Really Funny Siri Responses to Weird Questions

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Siri is a famous virtual assistant for iPhone and iPad, assisting users to get information from the Web, make appointments, locate restaurants, etc. But sometimes the helpful assistant can give you hilarious responses if you didn’t specify your questions and commands clearly.

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In today’s roundup, we would like to show you 30 absolutely hilarious and stupid conversations between Siri and the users. Get ready to laugh out loud with these Siri responses and its sassy attitude!

Siri: ‘I’ll call you ‘Not Eggs’ ok?’
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You’ll be surprised if you ask Siri what’s the best smartphone ever.
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What does the fox say?
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Don’t complain Siri’s voice making her upset.
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Siri: ‘Here’s your note.’
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Siri has no idea what your favorite fruit is.
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Siri’ll suggest you mental health agencies when you ask some dumb questions.
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Siri: ‘Which of your wife should I send email to?’
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Siri’s pet is angry birds.
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How Siri helps you to solve your alcohol poisoning problem.
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How Siri wishes you happy Father’s day.
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Can Siri plays you a good song?
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Warning! Don’t ever use Siri to call ambulance.
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What is better? Mac or Windows?
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Can Siri help you to turn off Wi-Fi?
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Funny response from Siri if you complain she is boring.
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Let Siri tells you why are fire trucks red.
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When you’re too drunk to drive home…
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Siri is always doing her best.
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Siri sets an alarm for 6am tomorrow.
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Siri, who’s your daddy?
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Hey Siri, guess what…
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Please talk to Siri seriously.
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Is loving Siri means loving other Apple products too?
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Siri: ‘Ok, I’ll remind you to kill yourself.’
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Siri, am I hot?
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Siri, what’s the movie ‘Inception’ about?
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If you are thinking about suicide…
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Siri, when is your birthday?
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Siri, who let the dogs out?
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Siri being mean.
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Author: Jules, Quertime Editorial

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  • I don’t own a smartphone but this was so funny that I laughed like a freaking hyena!